You know that you are an Mk when...(this will probably only be funny fellow Mks!)

You know you're an MK when: 

By Tessa Robertson

1. Sheets that smell like cigarette smoke and chlorine become normal.
2. You blow your nose on anything BUT a Kleenex tissue.
3. While on Deputation, every sentence begins with 'Remember that ONE place…?".
4. Your life's belongings can fit into a 24" duffel bag.
5. You are able to unload the car/truck, get ready for church and set up display in 20 minutes.
6. You measure a 'GOOD' church service by how much you sold off your display table.
7. You are 1 sentence ahead of your mother as she gives her 'testimony'.
8. Your father uses a maximum of 3 different scriptures in the 2 ½ years you have been on Deputation.
9. You can recite McDonald's, Taco Bell's, Burger King's, Dairy Queen's, AND Wendy's menu better than you can recite the 23rd Psalm.
10. You know the floor plan of EVERY Wal-Mart in the US AND Canada.
11. Your family can throw on your seat buckles in LESS than 5 seconds.
12. You talk with someone about their church and 'remember' EVERY John/Jane Doe that he or she mentions.
13. Half of your siblings are sitting across the church playing connect the dots while you are sitting behind your mother with another sibling playing Game-Boy while your dad is sharing his "burden".
14. You say basically the same thing @ EVERY church in the nation.
15. You start chilling when it gets to 80 degrees or below outside.
16. Dorito chips become 'nachos'.
17. You start freaking out when the price of hairspray is $6-12. (Haven't been THAT desperate yet)
18. You think a 'good' road is one with few potholes but many bumps.
19. Your greatest fear is not that of snakes and scorpions, but of power outages.
20. You start mixing the national language with your mother tongue.
21. You feel like it's Christmas every time a mail package comes.
22. You vote for Pedro @ MKA elections

Sorry I couldn't help it!! :D So for the TWO of you mks that read my blog (not including my siblings)...enjoy!